Get On My Level

My roommate Brianna is really one of a kind and I can't get enough of her. She's perfect for me and tells me what's up. Nevertheless, sometimes she eggs me into decisions I look back at with...surprise? shame? embarrassment?

Tonight's latest episode included two boxes of krispy kreme doughnuts, one from her and one from Lauren (another awesome friend) because I'd been complaining for the past two days about how much I wanted doughnuts. That led to this:

Then, after Shanin and I finished off the two or three doughnuts in the first box, it led to Brianna begging me to eat four doughnuts at the same time so she could brag about her skinny/fat roomie...Unfortunately, that led to this:

Yes, those are four doughnuts squished together.
Yes, that is chocolate on my face.

Note the look to the side. Today, I had a photo shoot and was really feeling the dramatic "look away" face. Yeah, you read that right. Gabry is now officially a model. Before you fight for autographs, just know I'm sure Krispy Kreme will pay a lot of money for this face, stuffed with doughnut and covered in chocolate, and autographs for the ones who've always been there for me will be free. My haters can get autographs at the official Krispy Kreme PR sessions where you pay $13.47 for a doughnut hole, a napkin, and my picture. You're welcome world.

On a more serious note, building a portfolio is fun as I dig up old information about myself. Did you know I was in a music video and a feature length film? You can find the music video here and about the movie, well, I feel like it might have been a hoax as last I heard it was supposed to come out last October, so maybe it's just something I made up. Apparently, this is the trailer. Can you figure out what the movie is about? Because I don't know either. Ahh tricks and jokes, man.

Anyway, yes you probably guessed it, as I write this post at 2:13am on a Sunday night, I am procrastinating on homework for my 9am class and my 11am class. I might have to actually wake up and do homework. One week in and I'm already dragging to this level. Ironically speaking, since my last post about my dangerous track, I now have a grade 1 ankle sprain tendon inflammation (I don't really do the whole "athletic trainer" speak, I have no idea what's wrong with my foot) and the time trial on Friday was less than desirable between the ankle and the calories so we'll see how Coach feels about my extracurricular eating activities.

Oh and all those doughnuts? A sugar induced energy rush inspired me to rearrange my whole room. If you're in the area feel free to drop in and see my new little fung shway set up (and yes grammar nazis, I know I spelled that wrong, it was on purpose and possible irony). If you don't live in the area, well let me tell you, I'm enjoying it so far. We'll see about how I feel when I wake up and trip over stuff in the morning. Anyway, stay healthy, don't do as I do, you end up with a belly ache even if your room looks grand, and when my metabolism gives up on me I'm going to have a rude awakening.

OH almost forgot I can now do the Cup Song from Pitch Perfect, so there might be a video coming up soon.

And I do know how to spell "feng shui"
How else would I be able to google search this?